freckledbuttchester:

I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold and smart as all hell

lokiperfection:

Tom as the professional actor:

What he was thinking the whole time:

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

narrylovechild69:

Always reblog.

 
 

staciastarburst:

direhuman:

kenfucky:

ordering pizza

I can imagine some golden apple shit going down at Domino’s that night, all the delivery boys arguing about who that’s supposed to be referring to and a huge fight breaking out.

That’s even better cause then you get a ruffed up cute delivery boy who you know is worthy and fought his way to deliver your pizza and prove himself a man

livestolaugh:

highsch00ls:

5evamore:

when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty

That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.

works for me

 

 
 
 
Harry is very intrigued by his mic

fmlover9000:

salaamender:

Sometimes I think to myself, “do I really want to buy another chocolate bar?”
And then I remember that there is a super volcano under Yellowstone that is 40,000 years overdue and when it erupts it could potentially cover most if north America in ash and create a volcanic winter that kills half the worlds population
And I’m like, fuck yeah I want that chocolate bar

This person has the most real values to date

420doorcinemaclub:

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

 
 
 

Actors who played Sam Winchester - Then and Now
Dean Version [x]

thewasteoftime:

kabudy:

Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.
They saw

did any of them say hey

 

blamefincham:

#You know in cartoons when illustraters are aware how silly it is that they make their characters wear the same thing every day#and so they show a scene where the character is getting dressed and she opens her closet with a row of the exact same outfit hanging from the bar#That’s how I imagine Harry’s suitcase is#Just copies of the same plaid shirt and white undershirt#and a few ankle boots and scarves#in the name of variety and fashion (x)

 

ohthefond:

HELP ME