So I tried to make polite conversation with our building's youngest tenant 

• Me: Hey, that's a Harry Potter shirt, right? You like Harry Potter?
• Little girl: *hides behind her mom*
• Mom: Go ahead, you can tell her.
• Little girl: Yeeaaaaaah...
• Me: That's cool! Who's your favorite character? Hermione?
• Little girl: *shakes head*
• Me: Ron? Harry?
• Little girl: I LIKE LORD VOLDEMORT.
• Me: Uh.
• Little Girl: HE REPRESENTS CHAOS.
• Me: That's...fun too.